My lawn is hiding my better half!
Mike Willett says:
I am lonely and need some love myself.
What on earth has that got to do with loving a lawn, I here you say?
Well, it's like this. With global warming making the winters warmer and the springs hotter, the grass is growing higher & higher all the time.
Helen, my better half, went onto our lawn to feed the birds, clear up the hedgehog's mess and check the bulbs, and I haven't seen her since.
That was in early February. I think I hear her calling sometimes and that makes me feel even more lonely.
I would love my lawn cut so I could find and be with her again.
