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It's like a jungle out there...

Seth Davies, Leicester says:

Well the photos should really speak for themselves and as the famous quote says: "a picture is worth a thousand words…"

You’ll notice that my lawn doesn’t need a thousand words, just a few… Jungle, Jungle, Jungle!

I know you want me to tell you why my lawn needs some loving, but I think the pictures do that themselves. I thought about ‘air brushing’ them in Photoshop but I can’t hide the fact that it’s more Amazon Jungle than Titchmarsh’s ‘Contemporary, Amazon themed landscape with accompanying pagoda!’

In-fact, I really just want to thank you for running this competition which I stumbled across as you have opened my eyes to the awful mess of my lawn and to the stark reality that the Toad living in there  (who I now call my friend) needs to move on!

My wife won’t step foot on the lawn because of that little chap and now until the point of sending this mail...I felt no shame.

However, in literal terms I can't see the wood for the trees…

Can you help me please?
 

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