The pigeons thought all their birthdays had come at once.
Carla from South Yorkshire:
The grass is always greener on the other side, and if you saw my lawn you would agree.
I tried buying a cow, but even she wouldn’t eat my manic meadow. Daft Moo!
I sprinkled some grass seed on it, but the pigeon’s just thought all their birthdays had come at once.
I gave Ground Force a bell, but they said they didn't renovate industrial wastelands.
Anyway Tiger Woods is still looking for his ball in my turf from hell.
So until I get a combined harvester please let me have a Flymo Visimo.
Anon:
Because it's survived herds of visiting cattle, hard frosts and weeds that look like triffids.
T Welsh says:
My lawn needs a lot of love because my lawn mower is about 20 years old. it coughs and barks a lot and lets of loads of steam, it sounds like a wacker plate so please let me win the new and chuck the old away thanks
