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My lawn is a vast imaginary expanse in my brain

Philippa Reddington says:
My lawn is a vast imaginary expanse in my brain - my gran's however is real and in desperate need of attention since last week she decided to mow the cable rather than the lawn! Now all this would have been fine if it wasn't for the fact that she then decided to finish off the edges with the trimmer; which promptly fell apart. At this rate the golf club won't let her anywhere near in case she jinxes the grass there.....

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