My lawn has been bullied
Anon:
I built my garden like an outside bar,
With decking and a pond and a place for the car
A lovely place to sit and drink my G&T,
But I’ve been bullied by children, relentlessly!
My son wants a lawn to play football and cricket
My daughter needs to sunbath and I couldn’t stick it!
So I have leveled the garden gave in to demands,
I built a new garden with my own bare hands.
A lovely new lawn where the family can grow
But so will the grass, please, I need a Flymo.
