Our Garden – A Tale Of Woe
Alison from Chatham:
Our Garden – A Tale Of Woe
Our garden is a jungle,
A little eco-plot,
You may think it's because we’re green,
But actually it's not.
This year we are determined,
To get the garden right,
With a JCB , a hefty crew,
A stick of dynamite.
And then we’ll have our Eden,
A lawn so neat and new
A haven where we can relax,
And rest and barbeque.
But we will have no mower,
No garden tools at all,
How will we keep our Shangri-la,
Without them it will fall.
We need a Flymo Visimo,
But have no cash, I weep,
The money’s going on the lawn,
And JCB’s aint cheap.
We’ll have to win it in the comp,
With Property Finder folk,
They will see and will agree,
Our garden is a joke.
We need to have the work done,
And pay the workmen’s fee,
So they’ll give us the Visimo,
For absolutely free!
